April 2008      The time has come. Instead of talking to you about our new book, How to Be Bad, I am going to let you. . . .drum roll, please. . . READ IT FOR YOURSELVES!!! Okay, just some of it. But still. It! So, take a little Browse Inside How to Be Bad. But be warned. There’s an alligator in there. Also boob-squashing. Mangoes. Folksinging. Breaking and entering. A miniature policeman. And a hot guy. I—we—hope you like it. E. here. You’ll be able to read all of How to Be Bad on May 6, when it hits bookstores. Sarah: Right. Thanks, E. Also, I forgot to tell people about our May tour. Lauren: Yahootie! You’ll all come, won’t you? Sarah: We’re starting in Georgia, and then driving through Florida down to Miami, then we’re off to Illinois, California, Connecticut, Colorado, New York— Lauren: Feel free to bring cookies! Sarah: You can’t ask people to bring things to an event, Ms. Myracle! Lauren: I didn’t ask them to. I simply mentioned that they could bring cookies if they so desired. Sarah: Hmm. Then can we mention they could bring chocolate-chip cookies? Yum. E: What if they hate the book and bring poison cookies? Didn’t your mother teach you, wrapped candy ONLY from strangers? You guys, don’t bring cookies. I’m not letting Lauren and Sarah eat Stranger Cookies. Not even from you lovely people. Lauren: *ducks behind corner and hides from E.* Shhh! Cookies! Bring!!! Sarah: You should all come, with or without cookies. Check out The Official Tour Schedule right here. Hope to see you soon!