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How To Be Bad
1. Your heart is racing. Your skin is tingling. Your palms are sweating. That’s right: crush alert! The boy who makes you stop in your tracks is…

Drop-dead gorgeous, with eyes that you could stare into forever…and ever and ever and ever…
Fun and outgoing; he’ll never get overshadowed by your larger-than-life personality.
Kind and thoughtful; he really gets you. Of course, that great smile of his doesn’t hurt either…

2. Your dream car is:

A roomy BMW that will fit all your friends.
Covered in so many bumper stickers that you can’t even tell what color it is.
One that works! As long as it gets you where you’re going, you’re not picky.

3. You love your BFF like a sister…so what exactly makes you two so simpatico?

She’s always there for you—even when you say or do the wrong thing. In other words, your friendship is absolutely not based on having the same sheepskin coat. (Not that you’ve, uh, ever fallen into that trap or anything.)
Just like you, she’s up for anything. And, you’ve definitely managed to have some fun times together!
She respects your opinions—even if she doesn’t always agree with them.

4. It’s Friday night and you get a text from the boy you’ve been crushing on, inviting you to a spur-of-the-moment party. You:

Convince your best friend to come with you; it’s always easier to show up with a friend by your side.
Jump in the car, what else?!
Weigh the pros and cons to ensure you make the right decision.

5. How bad are you?

Come on, admit it—you have your moments…
You’re clearly a kick-butt, one-of-a-kind, stop-you-in-your-tracks kind of girl; in other words, bad-to-the-bone, your style.
Bad?? You are good to the core!

6. What type of music is most likely to be blaring on your iPod?

Rock, pop, classics…you’re not picky!
Indie rock all the way, baby.
Country music—nothing’s better to sing along to.

7. Which of the following would be most likely to come out of your mouth?

“Poutine…Fries and gravy and cheese curds. No, it’s amazing, trust me. The most fattening thing in the world, but worth every calorie.”
“Whatever, I’m not going to be some whiner-baby girlfriend, all freaked because he doesn’t check in every morning and every night.”
“Fourteen dollars. Dang, what’s wrong with this world?”

8. Think of your favorite jeans. You know the ones—you’ve worn them so many times that they’re basically molded to your body. Where did you buy them?

Your favorite department store…a great place for a little retail therapy with friends.
That funky store in town that embroiders all their jeans so each one’s totally unique.
The local superstore; why drop a lot of cash on jeans?

9. Your favorite possession is:

You do love your pillow-top mattress. There’s just something so calming about curling up in it after a long day.
The Fantastical Florida guidebook. It’s filled with all kinds of weird stuff that would be awesome to see, like a building shaped like an orange or the world’s smallest police station or Old Joe Alligator, a three-hundred-year-old stuffed alligator. Who wouldn’t want to go visit that??
Definitely your TV; there’s nothing quite like a night of lounging on the sofa watching Lifetime movies…

10. You’re on a road trip and your friends get in a fight. You:

Try your best not to get in the middle of it; you’d much rather please your friends than fight with them.
Tell them in your kindest loud voice to CHILL OUT!
Try to explain to them exactly who is right and why.

11. Your favorite outfit is:

Nice jeans, a super-soft tee, and your diamond studs
What you’re wearing doesn’t matter so much, since your hair’s your real accessory: dyed jet black and streaked with white. Pretty rad, huh?
Cutoffs and a tank top—covers all the essential C’s: casual, cute, and comfy!